I learned that Barack Obama’s dog is the vice president of the United States.

Goodnight.

piconoe:

carbunculus:

geminus-anguium:

yamaburi:

tom-hiddletsun:

lordgrumpy:

clairedunphy:

happydoge:

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant

are you okay

lmfao

omg

happydoge has a point you know.

Bills do take time to pass though… You can’t expect him to be doing paperwork the whole day. That’s hardly healthy for a person.

this poster does understand that even being the president isn’t a full-time job, right

as in it has weekly hour rates like any other job has

even the president is subjected to a certain work schedule, he officially starts working at some point of the day and officially stops working at some other point of the day

just because it’s a position of much more importance than others doesn’t mean the guy is a fucking slave.

Gettin’ told by a fucking non-America. How does that feel? That someone who doesn’t even live here knows more about your fucking president than you do?

I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on.

Is… Is he suggesting that the dog is the vice president?

tresbienbitch:

it’s hard being the mc

maokitty:

ophelia-:

Oops just added to it.

Take photoshop away from me.

Why would we do that, OP? This is glorious

humansofnewyork:

Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”

I’d vote for him.

owlsharks:

Snakes eating eggs appreciation photoset.

piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to…

All I was doing was responding to “Do not darken my ask box anymore.” :\

piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to…

WHY ARE YOU STILL RESPONDING TO THESE?

piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to your post: piconoe replied to…

Because you kept going “I won’t do the meme” when I don’t even care about the fucking meme. Why are you so pissed off?

I’m pissed off because you’re telling me I’m pissed off. Somehow an offhanded comment I made about a silly tumblr meme has spiraled into a ridiculous catch 22 and I am killing this discussion now before it gets any worse than it already has.

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That was the second time I even BROUGHT IT UP. Apparently you don’t read your own blogs. “Good day to you sir, and may you never darken my ask box again.” Hense me constantly darkening your ask box. Good job in killing your own joke, ass.

WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING